“I’m a girls’ girl, but I can’t defend this girl’s choices. I’m simply not built for that.”

Oh yes, I said it. I am a girls’ girl — but after Katy Perry jumped up to defend whatever John Mayer did to me, I had to clock out of the sisterhood for a minute. Whatever chaos she’s projecting is between her and her glitter-coated delusion, but let’s be honest: those two crass clowns absolutely belong together. Especially with all the alleged stuff popping up about her lately.

This woman could’ve been a champion for women and children, but nope —  she chose the crass life. Let her have it. I genuinely hope she and John Mayer reunite and ride off into the sunset on a unicycle made of bad decisions.

Rotten fruit deserves rotten. Nature loves a matching set.

Jennifer Nicole Nelson, Principal Designer