Please accept this as my official clarification: I never had sexual intercourse with Sergio Ducoulombier. At no point — past, present, or in any alternative universe — did I have sexual intercourse with this man. He tried, repeatedly, with the persistence of a determined topi antelope even while behaving abusively, but I did not participate in sexual intercourse with him. Once I learned he had a girlfriend, Marlene Castellano, I promptly exited the situation and even notified her. Her reaction was less than gracious, but that is neither here nor there. Any claims suggesting sexual intercourse with this man are false, unfounded, and frankly disgusting.
Please keep my name out of your mouth. I’m not interested in that kind of or any open-relationship tasting menu.
Cordially,
Jennifer Nicole Nelson, Principal Designer
